Angola beats Senegal after Nigeria fights Algeria

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The African Basketball Championship title was won by Angola when they defeated Senegal 70-61. Nigeria beat Algeria for third place immiediately preceding the championship game, meaning that they will get to play in the world championships in Japan next year....

Dog learns fisticuffs

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Russian terrier Ringo Tsar is learning how to box from his owner, Russ Williams. “I decided to teach him to jump up on command and kick with his two front legs. I have been training him for weeks now and he will jump and kick on command to either punch bags or...

Huggins Quits (aka was fired)

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Bob Huggins has decided to quit his job rather than be fired, today. His lawyer was given a letter yesterday demanding that he resign or be fired. If he is fired, he would get the rest of his contract that he is due, and if he resigns he makes out slightly better....

Lance Armstrong Denies (Yet More) Doping Charges

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Lance Armstrong has been accused, yet again, of having used performance enhancing drugs. “Yet again, a European newspaper has reported that I have tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. Tomorrow?s L?Equipe, a French sports daily, is reporting that my...

Andre Davis joins the Patriots

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Andre Davis has been traded to the New England Patriots for an undisclosed draft choice. Davis has been on the trading block for the past few months, after Cleveland drafted Braylon Edwards. He was drafted 47th 4 years ago and has a lot of potential that has not...