Red Sox will not hire a new GM

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The Boston Red Sox have decided not to hire a new general manager. […] the Boston Red Sox have decided that assistant general manager Jed Hoyer and director of player development Ben Cherington will share the job. “Between them, Ben and Jed have intimate...

Red Sox are too expensive

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It costs way too much to attend a Red Sox game, so city counselor John Tobin wants to bring a minor league team to Boston so that families can actually afford to attend a baseball game. I think that that is a good idea, as long as they don’t try to move my...

Manny Ramirez wants to be traded. Again.

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It never seems to end, but once again Manny Ramirez wants to be traded. Or so the rumors go at any rate. Now they say that he won’t show for Spring training if they don’t trade him away. If it weren’t for that rather sizable committment to his...

Theo Epstein resigns

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Theo Epstein is gone! How the hell did that happen? Oh yeah, Lucchino is still the president. Team owner John Henry should have gotten rid of Lucchino a long time ago. He badmouthed Nomar after getting rid of him, and he seems likely to be the source of the leak about...

Nomar Garciaparra rescues two women from drowning

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Nomar Garciaparra was visiting with his uncle Victor last week in Boston when two women fell into the water, one bumping her head and going unconscious. Nomar sprinted down to the women while his uncle jumped off a 20 foot balcony into the water to rescue the two...