Dog learns fisticuffs

Russian terrier Ringo Tsar is learning how to box from his owner, Russ Williams. “I decided to teach him to jump up on command and kick with his two front legs. I have been training him for weeks now and he will jump and kick on command to either punch bags or...

Huggins Quits (aka was fired)

Bob Huggins has decided to quit his job rather than be fired, today. His lawyer was given a letter yesterday demanding that he resign or be fired. If he is fired, he would get the rest of his contract that he is due, and if he resigns he makes out slightly better....

Lance Armstrong Denies (Yet More) Doping Charges

Lance Armstrong has been accused, yet again, of having used performance enhancing drugs. “Yet again, a European newspaper has reported that I have tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. Tomorrow?s L?Equipe, a French sports daily, is reporting that my...

Andre Davis joins the Patriots

Andre Davis has been traded to the New England Patriots for an undisclosed draft choice. Davis has been on the trading block for the past few months, after Cleveland drafted Braylon Edwards. He was drafted 47th 4 years ago and has a lot of potential that has not...

Olympic games bomber to be sentenced

Eric Rudolph, who was finally captured in 2003, is due to be sentenced for the Olympic Games Bombing and the bombings of 2 abortion clinics and a gay nightclub. He will not be getting the chair. Rudolph accepted a plea bargain from prosecutors who agreed not to seek...

Antonio Gates signs contract, but suspended anyway

Antonio Gates finally reported to practice, but still faces a roster exempt suspension that will include the season opener. Originally it was reported that the Chargers could ask for the commissioner to revoke the roster exemption for them, but that does not appear to...

Scarborough Summerfest 5k

The Scarborough Summerfest 5k was Friday night. Mike Payson won the race in 15:34 after going out in a 4:54 first mile. Joel Anderson and Chris Harmon brought in second and third. The top 5 runners were all under 17 minutes. I have not found any results online...

Antonio Gates May be Held out of Season Opener

Antonio Gates was recently given an ultimatum: Stop holding out or be held out. According to his agent, it looks like he may be missing at least the season opener. We won’t know until this afternoon, and who knows if what an agent says is going to be reality,...

What is the matter with spammers?

What is wrong with spammers? The last few days has seen another surge of spamming on this website. Would anybody that visits this site actually care about mature granny pics or hairy old ladies? Why do they even bother? Every time I check the site there’s...

Antonio Gates Forced To Sign…Or Else!

Antonio Gates of the San Diego Chargers has been given an ultimatum: Sign or don’t play. Gates had a breakout year last year, putting up better numbers than Tony Gonzalez most weeks. He was and is an integral part of the Charger’s offense. He was a sleeper...