Terrell Owens is suspended

by | Sports

The Eagles have suspended Terrell Owens after he mouthed off (again) a few days ago. His beef this time? Nobody said “hoo-rah” when he caught his 100th touchdown pass. And bitching seems to be more fun for him than anything else. He can be suspended...

Minnesota Vikings are building a new stadium

by | News, Sports

The Minnesota Vikings are going to build themselves a new stadium. This was announced right around the same time that ownership was going on about how safe their head coach’s job is, right now. My guess is: Out with the old, in with the new! Seriously, though,...

Washington beats Dallas; wait, what?

by | Sports

The second game last night was also a joke. The Washington Redskins played their annual rivalry game against the Dallas Cowboys, with the game starting halfway through the Saints “home” game. This game was all Dallas until they choked at the very end. Mark...

Saints lose “home opener” against Giants

by | Sports

The (first) game last night was a joke. The New Orleans Saints played their home opener against the New York Giants, except that they played in New York. So even though the Giants had away jerseys, and the Saints had home jerseys, and still had to deal with the...