Washington beats Dallas; wait, what?

The second game last night was also a joke. The Washington Redskins played their annual rivalry game against the Dallas Cowboys, with the game starting halfway through the Saints “home” game. This game was all Dallas until they choked at the very end. Mark...

Saints lose “home opener” against Giants

The (first) game last night was a joke. The New Orleans Saints played their home opener against the New York Giants, except that they played in New York. So even though the Giants had away jerseys, and the Saints had home jerseys, and still had to deal with the...

Patriots lose to Panthers, 27-17

The New England Patriots played the Carolina Panthers yesterday and lost 27-17. The Patriots looked and performed awful. They had no running game, and Tom Brady made an uncharacteristic amount of mistakes. The Panthers’ lines both looked and performed much...

Monday Night Melee fines are handed out

Yesterday, the fines were handed out to 9 players after the fight broke out during the Monday night football game between the Eagles and Falcons. Jeremiah Trotter and Kevin Mathis started the brawl and were ejected from the game before it even began. Seven other...

Thomas Harrion died from a heart attack

The autopsy determined that Thomas Herrion’s death was caused by a heart attack. His former coach and all of his teammates all thought that he was in great shape, but apparently his large size of 310 pounds at only 6 foot 3 inches caught up to him. That is the...