Minnesota Vikings are building a new stadium

by | News, Sports

The Minnesota Vikings are going to build themselves a new stadium. This was announced right around the same time that ownership was going on about how safe their head coach’s job is, right now. My guess is: Out with the old, in with the new! Seriously, though,...

Leavander Johnson dies five days after his fight

by | Sports

Leavander Johnson faced off against Jesus Chavez last weekend, where he sustained a subdural hematoma. Johnson died Thursday at 4:23 pm. You hate to see anybody in any sport die, especially due to their athletic contest. Whether it be a football player or a Nascar...

Gym Etiquette

by | Fitness

Gym etiquette is important for beginners to learn, preferably before offending fellow gym-goers. Five tips from ACE (the American Council on Exercise) provide a good starting point. Don’t be rude. Maintain good hygiene. Restack your weights. Stay back when...

Red Sox call up Hansen from Portland

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The Boston Red Sox have called up rookie Craig Hansen from the Portland Sea Dogs yesterday, and gave him his first start last night. Hansen did pretty well, striking out 2 of the three batters that he faced and retired. The kid is not doing too shabby, with a four...

Bush-Clinton Katrina Fund

by | News

The The Bush-Clinton Katrina Fund was set up by the two former presidents to help raise money for relief after the Hurricane disaster down in the gulf states. Last night they held a telethon during the football games with former and current NFL stars manning the...

Washington beats Dallas; wait, what?

by | Sports

The second game last night was also a joke. The Washington Redskins played their annual rivalry game against the Dallas Cowboys, with the game starting halfway through the Saints “home” game. This game was all Dallas until they choked at the very end. Mark...

Saints lose “home opener” against Giants

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The (first) game last night was a joke. The New Orleans Saints played their home opener against the New York Giants, except that they played in New York. So even though the Giants had away jerseys, and the Saints had home jerseys, and still had to deal with the...

Patriots lose to Panthers, 27-17

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The New England Patriots played the Carolina Panthers yesterday and lost 27-17. The Patriots looked and performed awful. They had no running game, and Tom Brady made an uncharacteristic amount of mistakes. The Panthers’ lines both looked and performed much...